Thursday, April 2, 2009

A Touch of Distasteful Humor

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him. The man finishes his drink then looks into his pocket. Shaking his head he orders another drink from the bartender. The man finishes his second drink then looks into his pocket. Again shaking his head he orders a third drink from the bartender. The bartender serves him and asks, "Hey buddy. Why do you keep looking into your pocket?"
The man replies, "I keep a photo of my wife in my pocket. When she starts looking good, I head home. Now can I get one more drink?"

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