I was ordering a drink at a bar the other day when the lady next to me asks me if I liked her chest. (Yes, this is a true story.) Obviously, she had some augmentation done.
I responded, "They look nice, but are you happy with them?"
The blonde retorted, "I'm very happy and glad I had them done."
"Well, it seems like a win,win situation then for all." I chuckled.
At this point the woman leaned over and whispered into my ear, "The breasts are fake, but my penis is real."
At this point I put on my award winning fake smile and said, "Sorry but that's not my cup of tea." I then proceeded to walk away and order a shot of Jameson whiskey.
You have to love south Florida.