Thursday, June 18, 2009

Not my cup of tea.

I was ordering a drink at a bar the other day when the lady next to me asks me if I liked her chest. (Yes, this is a true story.) Obviously, she had some augmentation done.

I responded, "They look nice, but are you happy with them?"

The blonde retorted, "I'm very happy and glad I had them done."

"Well, it seems like a win,win situation then for all." I chuckled.

At this point the woman leaned over and whispered into my ear, "The breasts are fake, but my penis is real."

At this point I put on my award winning fake smile and said, "Sorry but that's not my cup of tea." I then proceeded to walk away and order a shot of Jameson whiskey.

You have to love south Florida.

1 comment:

  1. Bwhahahahahahahahaha, Palm Beach does not exist in the real world.

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